I didn't expect to find them that day...in that shop really...it must've been my lucky day! I found 34DD Marks and Spencer bras at a market store!!!!Before this fateful day,I've only personally found such a perfect fit locally at a boutique where I had previously made a Pre-order.. The rest of my bras come from far and wide and after processes long enough to make another blog post!!
You'd wonder why this is blog worthy.. If you are a girl with my size of boobs and my circumference(which is quite a wide -almost incompatible- ratio), you'd know that finding a bra that fits perfectly is not a small battle. If u r a girl at all,you'd know that d perfect bra is like the perfect soul mate...that gets you,supports you and boosts your confidence; be you a pert B or an outright Juggy E! That gladness when the bra makes the top look completely awesome and fitting! Yes... Golden!
This post is about breasts and bras and boys because i thought it an issue worth more than a few lines.
There's been times when ,while having 'normal' random conversations (with no sexual innuendos whatsoever) with guys I consider my very good buddies, I've had to pause mid-sentence to snap "hello,eyes up here"...at every short interval.. I have never quite understood the fascination of the male mind with boobs and other lumps of fat (however beautiful and natural ) on a woman's body.. Don't get me wrong,I love my boobs,they are after all the most feminine thing on my anatomy,I just do not understand this carnal need of theirs to stare at and get totally lost in daydream about organs The Mighty Lord designed so mini creatures could stay alive and well-fed ... And just when I come real far in getting used to my Genetic Blessing and even loving it... It gets even more embarrassing and mighty digusting when that prying probing look is from a fellow female whose status of 'straightness' you were sure about until that moment when she prolongs a simple hug and "accidentally" brushes her boobs with yours (gross) !
I can say proudly now that I've been made an authority on the Do's and no-no's of the Bra..and keeping the boobs interesting enough to carry around comfortably and in 'good packaging' such that you don't get the "damn...those are huge" from a new contact on your BBM or "omo! C boooooobi" while strolling peacefully on the sidewalk one evening.. {my reply being a series of very colorful xpletives that leave me even more sapped and more selfConscious) like I'm not already aware I have boobs a little on the big side...my shoulders don't forget to remind me of it!
For my girlfriends here's a few bra tips
- 1. A Cup that fits..all the way to the sides and wings of your breasts,no peeking lumps!..if you are a C, a B cup will only make u look like u hav four boobs! Stick with your size!
- Strap... if you are 'endowed'..you need a strap strong enough to hold you up and resilient enough to stay elastic! Wide bra straps do the trick.. If you're going strapless, make sure the band is firm enough..you don't wanna have it all spilling out when you take that bow or your pen drops!
- Waist ..... a fit isn't just about the cup! if its gonna boost you, its gonna do it with a firm hold.. A loose bra doesn't do anybody any good! it just makes your boobs look like they are heading south! If you are not so sure about it, use your tape! A tight one isnt good for your figure 8 either!
- Fabric - Comfort is key! Lace,Cotton or satin... Choose a fabric that won't dig into your sides to make you itch and writhe,and maybe get a nasty rash! Shop for smoothers...let the Bra soothe and save!
- Avoiding the 'headlight' dilemma..if the fabric is thin,have a pastie... A 'happy' nipple isn't sexy but 'slutty!
..We Girls love our breasts... We are proud of them and the way they make us feel sexy and female!(That one thing guys can't take from us)..and what we need is appreciation and not the plain lusty appraisal that makes us feel totally like steak on a plate!(...when 'checking out' becomes outright ogling!). Its tiring ,insulting and violation of our privacy!
It makes me wonder if guys knew we value our boobs even more than they do their precious penises. (The towel test has proven this countlessly.) Maybe you guys should put yours out n erect on display and let's see and scrutinize the weenies and the "anacondas"..I'm sure there'd be worse things than bruised egos on the floor to pick up! You wouldn't want to be tagged "dumb blonde" just because your tool is on the large side...
Long story short....I am a Myriad of things but am definately NOT my Boobs!
#THE TOWEL TEST : Guy comes out of the bathroom, his towel slips in a room full of people,his hand instinctively goes to his crotch. Girl faces the same, her first reflex is to cup her boobs!#
