Friends of my Bosom

Last week, I made two new friends... they were creamy white,they were pretty and they had my heart the moment I peeped thru the glass display!!

I didn't expect to find them that day...in that shop really...it must've been my lucky day! I found 34DD Marks and Spencer bras at a market store!!!!Before this fateful day,I've only personally found such a perfect fit locally at a boutique where I had previously made a Pre-order.. The rest of my bras come from far and wide and after processes long enough to make another blog post!!
You'd wonder why this is blog worthy.. If you are a girl with my size of boobs and my circumference(which is quite a wide -almost incompatible- ratio), you'd know that finding a bra that fits perfectly is not a small battle. If u r a girl at all,you'd know that d perfect bra is like the perfect soul mate...that gets you,supports you and boosts your confidence; be you a pert B or an outright Juggy E! That gladness when the bra makes the top look completely awesome and fitting! Yes... Golden!

This post is about breasts and bras and boys because i thought it an issue worth more than a few lines.

There's been times when ,while having 'normal' random conversations (with no sexual innuendos whatsoever) with guys I consider my very good buddies, I've had to pause mid-sentence to snap "hello,eyes up here"...at every short interval.. I have never quite understood the fascination of the male mind with boobs and other lumps of fat (however beautiful and natural ) on a woman's body.. Don't get me wrong,I love my boobs,they are after all the most feminine thing on my anatomy,I just do not understand this carnal need of theirs to stare at and get totally lost in daydream about organs The Mighty Lord designed so mini creatures could stay alive and well-fed ... And just when I come real far in getting used to my Genetic Blessing and even loving it... It gets even more embarrassing and mighty digusting when that prying probing look is from a fellow female whose status of 'straightness' you were sure about until that moment when she prolongs a simple hug and "accidentally" brushes her boobs with yours (gross) !

I can say proudly now that I've been made an authority on the Do's and no-no's of the Bra..and keeping the boobs interesting enough to carry around comfortably and in 'good packaging' such that you don't get the "damn...those are huge" from a new contact on your BBM or "omo! C boooooobi" while strolling peacefully on the sidewalk one evening.. {my reply being a series of very colorful xpletives that leave me even more sapped and more selfConscious) like I'm not already aware I have boobs a little on the big side...my shoulders don't forget to remind me of it!

For my girlfriends here's a few bra tips

• 1. A Cup that fits..all the way to the sides and wings of your breasts,no peeking lumps!..if you are a C, a B cup will only make u look like u hav four boobs! Stick with your size!
• Strap... if you are 'endowed'..you need a strap strong enough to hold you up and resilient enough to stay elastic! Wide bra straps do the trick.. If you're going strapless, make sure the band is firm enough..you don't wanna have it all spilling out when you take that bow or your pen drops!
• Waist ..... a fit isn't just about the cup! if its gonna boost you, its gonna do it with a firm hold..  A loose bra doesn't do anybody any good! it just makes your boobs look like they are heading south! If you are not so sure about it, use your tape! A tight one isnt good for your figure 8 either!
• Fabric - Comfort is key! Lace,Cotton or satin... Choose a fabric that won't dig into your sides to make you itch and writhe,and maybe get a nasty rash! Shop for smoothers...let the Bra soothe and save!
•  Avoiding the 'headlight' dilemma..if the fabric is thin,have a pastie... A 'happy' nipple isn't sexy but 'slutty!

..We Girls love our breasts... We are proud of them and the way they make us feel sexy and female!(That one thing guys can't take from us)..and what we need is appreciation and not the plain lusty appraisal that makes us feel totally like steak on a plate!(...when 'checking out' becomes outright ogling!). Its tiring ,insulting and violation of our privacy!
   
It makes me wonder if guys knew we value our boobs even more than they do their precious penises. (The towel test has proven this countlessly.) Maybe you guys should put yours out n erect on display and let's see and scrutinize the weenies and the "anacondas"..I'm sure there'd be worse things than bruised egos on the floor to pick up!  You wouldn't want to be tagged "dumb blonde" just because your tool is on the large side...

Long story short....I am a Myriad of things but am definately NOT my Boobs!


#THE TOWEL TEST : Guy comes out of the bathroom, his towel slips in a room full of people,his hand instinctively goes to his crotch. Girl faces the same, her first reflex is to cup her boobs!#

RELAUNCH!!!

I've not written in a long while and not just in this blog... My head has just refused to communicate to the hands what it gets from the heart! There's been soo much and so little..there's being a riot and its overwhelming aftershocks...and there's been my own inner turmoil at my state of mind! I still stand on 'sanity' until proven otherwise! 'Least I will not be found naked at the market square or be stoned by little children (they themselves scantily clad) on the roads of zaria!
Even if my thots are consuming every nucleus and neuron in my body!! I'm still sane...and still alive!
Worth a good #bootyshake!

So I'm back! And hopefully better!

FULL MOON

      Full moon happens when the sun and the moon are facing opposite, being in opposite direction from an earth perspective. It happens every 28days and
Unlike day and night, Full moon happens at the same Universal time regardless of  time zone ..(its seen everywhere in the world on the same night.)

I've nurtured a personal mystified obsession with the moon for years now and I recently decided to find out if I had OCD or I was just a cat with a boring life.


Thankfully (sighs),So many myths surround this beautiful phenomena..

Here's some of them

     ¤It is said ...

... that people are especially happy on full moon or just outright moody...

... that if full moon is surrounded by a haze, a person dies ...

... that you raise your hat three times to the moon (being a man) or you make a curtsey (being a woman), in order to protect yourself from misfortune until the next full moon ...

... that whoever does not chink glasses with full moon at least once, does not deserve any happiness [Greek toast] ...

... that he who drinks alcohol at full moon, knows no moderation ...(Aaha!)

... that full moon influences our sleep. According to a an opinion poll this is what 39% of people believe ...

... that clear water, if poured into a jar and positioned in full moon light at night, will grant astonishing beauty, if you use this water for washing your face the day after [from Croatia] ...(Hope for the beauty-challenged...)

... that warts disappear, if one lets a snail crawl over it at full moon.. ( I totally disagree with this one)

... that for breast enlargement , the virgin (!) has to immerse her naked breast in the glow of full moon light at midnight (from a book of witchcraft) ...( Ah!! Why would a virgin need enlargement? *raised eyebrows)

...That more babies are born on full moon
And that a child born during a full moon should live a long and healthy life. This is the time when the moon's energy is strongest and full of magick power... ( Make that baby on a full moon too)


....that if a young girl sat on a gate or stile to welcome the new moon, she would see her future husband in her dreams that night. (This should be better than waiting for one of the frogs to turn!)

... that you can cleanse and energise crystals and gem stones energetically in full moon light ...(Put the fire back in your Sapphires)

... that one should not make important decisions at full moon ...(Except its Life and Death)

... that all the body ingests during full moon, is much better absorbed, for example vitamins, nourishing creams, but likewise toxins ...


.... that Crabs mate at fullmoon and deposit their fertilized eggs in the ocean... (Some guy has actually studied this one)

.....That werewolves  transform at full moon and mate under its full glow..(To make new black werebabies)

     ¤Astrologers (or is it Physicists??) have also found that at Full moon there's a change in ocean tides and the waves are usually at their most turbulent at such times... This is (in a twisted way my mind can't fathom) the basis for some form of energy change...

    This fascination with the moon by man is rooted deep .... Soo much that a group of very specially minded people decided to name a Sex Position after full moon....for safety and sanity i will not describe this very creative position.

    Myth or no,Its a Half moon tonight!! Just a perfect Hemisphere...and am counting already (the calendar says its 5days left..Woohoo)...Maybe I'll just get real lucky and transform my sensual thoughts into a Dreamy Kiss under the Moonlight!(Any takers???)
(You can look out for the next one on the 18th of this Month..Even if you don't get lucky, you will at least Witness the beauty and glory of it (breathtaking!I tell you)... And a silent Wish couldn't hurt too.)

An excuse to bloggg!

    When i was 13 i started thinking in video.
Prior to this time i only talked to myself and laughed with my imaginary ghosts...(i wasn't crazy- at least not right then- i was just bored to hell) ... so one day the voices got too loud and it all came out on paper. I've written like a maniac ever since.

    At 14, i had my first serious crush and birthed the idea of the romantic story of a lifetime. I no longer think I'm going to marry the prince and ride into the sunset to love truly happy ever after and so what should have being my bestseller 9and i honestly believed this at the time) became  raw material for papier machie sculptures for my creative arts class. chapter #3 of my first 9 (and only) novel was never completed.

    Now, years later, i still think in video and still love to write more than anything else but technology has stolen my pen . Last year, i found Twitter........ and there i found friends and very hearty laughter..my very best cracks i found with somtinde audu.. (the only person i allow to call me a quack)! This my very interesting (to say the least ) friend is a key inspiration to starting this blog..both in admiration as much as envy of her own informative blog (somtindey.blogspot.com ). I can,too, say that though I've never met this my gorgeous friend, there was an instant recognition of 'like' (a ''craze" for life and its intricate details) since the day she switched from follower to friend.

      This blog was birthed though long ago...the fated day i met Kabeer Lawal mohammed (@lm_kabeer ) my whiz friend who thought my how to tweet and gave me the gentlest of nudges that sparked this bright idea to explore like my froggy eyed friend! So i guess my first blog (just like my first twitter dedication) is to him (somtin dear, u really didn't think it was all about u,did u? ).

    Its only my first blog, so forgive my wandering thoughts. i wonder how even i keep up with myself sometimes. it may not be so 'wow'ing but its very heartfelt and very well meant.